Top 10 White People Tweets (March 22, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - 9:25 l LTE Tweet Langdon @ryanlangdon_ I just pulled my shorts up past my muffin top after a big meal, and honestly, these girls are on to something with those high waisted jeans. I feel confident AF. 7:16 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 02
    Text - brittany @Brittany_broski I'm surprised british people call mac n cheese just mac n cheese and not like PIDDyWiCkLeS & ChOnKerS
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  • 03
    Text - Ali Gordon @msalicenutting ANIMAL CROSSING: you pull out a fish you caught two minutes ago and everyone in town applauds you. STARDEW VALLEY: you spend 19 days growing a carrot and give it to a woman who disdainfully says, "I don't want this" yet still takes your carrot. The carrot costs 2,000 dollars.
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  • 04
    Text - Meg Hunter-Kilmer @MegHunterKilmer One cool thing about coronavirus is that all the millennials who are social distancing aren't going out for lattes and avocado toast, so we should all be able to buy houses at the end of this, right? 6:19 PM · Mar 21, 2020 · Twitter for Android
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  • 05
    Text - Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa When this is over, let's remember that it wasn't the CEOS and billionaires who saved us. It was the janitors, nurses, grocery, and food workers.
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  • 06
    Text - god's pain... @OkButStill every woman working from home is doing so on a macbook air on the couch, cup of tea. every man is at a 3-monitor setup with the loudest keyboard he could find at best buy.
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  • 07
    Text - Josh Grubbs @JoshuaGrubbsPhD For millennials: "Welcome to your teenage years! Here's a global terrorism event to define your adolescence!" "Welcome to adulthood! Here's a global recession!" "Welcome to parenthood! Here's a global pandemic!" don't know about the rest of you, but I'm terrified of middle age 8:09 AM · 3/20/20 · Twitter Web App 3,293 Retweets 19.2K Likes
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  • 08
    Text - Emma smith @Emmasmith77xx So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said 'he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it' ee0OV0
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  • 09
    Text - Evan @DukeMaximum Man, this year went real fast from "This is the year I get my life together" to "Which of my t-shirts am I willing to wipe my ass with?" 3:04 PM 3/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - @ambermariexoo dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin
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